Apple

Not the fruit, even though I did just eat one of those. No, I am referring to the world domination candidate cooperation, Apple. I sort of wished that they would take a page out of the playbook out of their fellow worldwide imperialistic company, Google. In other words, I wish they would NOT be evil.
Frankly, apple has become far too powerful. They're beginning to control my life. I feel incomplete with out my iPhone (not to mention the fact that I think some people only like me for it), I find myself nigh unto unwilling to use any other computer besides one of theirs, and today I had to buy an iTunes gift card off of my mom besides my account balance was getting too low. And above all, app browsing has practically become a way of life.

(Once while my friend, as per ritual, was using my phone during lunch, she mentioned that it was a good thing she didn't have the ability to buy apps, since she'd never be able to get anything done if she could. My response? WELCOME TO MY LIFE.)

(Wow, that was a really bad run on sentence.)

The point is that Apple has discovered that the best way to tyrannically conquer the world is not by force, but by slowly gaining addicts the world over who don't realize what has happened to them until it's too late.

CURSE YOU FOR BEING TOO GOOD, APPLE!

Anyway, here are some Dilbert comics about Apps and Google.

This one, This one, This one, and This one, plus the two after it.